JIM “PAPPY” MOORE: Thanksgiving Blackout!

America’s most petulant group of overgrown adolescents is having another tantrum, and you’ll like this one. Unhappy with their “No Kings” failures, they are now planning to abandon buying anything from Tuesday, November 25th through Tuesday Dec 2nd so as to not enrich the patriarchy.

Dubbing their Thanksgiving Tantrum “Blackout the System” they have launched their effort. But to be fair, this is their 6th year of throwing this particular tantrum at this time of year. It is aimed at stopping people from buying anything from any of the major stores in America. If you didn’t hear about them in 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023, and 2024, that’s because NOBODY CARES!

As a country we are sick and tired of the whiners always trying to ruin our fun with their silly fits. “Hey, everybody! Look at me! I’m throwing a tantrum!”

These are people who are not invited to join anyone on Thanksgiving because who needs these freeloading killjoy pests ruining an otherwise pleasant holiday?

Whether they get funding from George Soros, or China, or other leftist financial supporters is unknown. We’ll have to wait to see whether the signs and such look mass produced (which they almost certainly will).

They are probably counting on the eight days being slow news days where the typical boring topics will be featured: People flying to other locales. People having Thanksgiving Dinner. People at football games. People going snow skiing for the first time this season. People buying on Black Friday or whatever they call it on Monday (online?). And of course, turkeys and whether any of them are saved from the chopping block. Yeah, it’s a dearth of real news and we have literally seen all the other bits ad nauseam.

But young and old malcontents with scraggly hair and unwashed clothes never gets old! Meanwhile, we will be having a good time. It never gets old with naysayers begging for attention to their Don Quixote tilting at windmills. Hack the Planet! Stop the Powers That Be! Don’t stick your finger in that dike! They have catchy slogans.

I personally love watching the unwashed desperately in search of the attention that mommy and daddy never gave them. Poor, poor, ignored do-nothings.

For all the rest of you, Happy Thanksgiving! Eat too much. Watch too much football. Buy everything you can on sale, while the annoying ones are staying away from stores. Enjoy your long break with friends, with family, with Football games!