Rick Perry Orders Dallas Cowboys to Mexican Border
by ANDY BOROWITZ
Jul 24, 2014 | 504 views | 0 0 comments | 0 0 recommendations | email to a friend | print
DALLAS (The Borowitz Report)—In his boldest move yet to address the immigration crisis, on Thursday Texas Governor Rick Perry dispatched the Dallas Cowboys to the United States’ border with Mexico.

Rick Perry Orders Dallas Cowboys to Mexican Border

Disclaimer: This is satire.
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