step 1: Stare into the Image tor no less 5 seconds. If you find this image somewhat creepy or even scary go to step two.
step 2: Close your eyes and let the rest of the world go away. Think only about what will become of our lives in Upshur County if we don't get all these dadblasted crooks out of office. Do this for no less than 1 second or until your thoughts become totally horrifying. If this freaks you out so bad that you believe you can no longer bare it skip to step 4 otherwise continue to step 3.
step 3: Repeat step two adding an one additional second each time until you are totally scared out of your gourd.
step 4: Open your eyes and look at the picture again.
He's really starting to look kind'a cute and harmless now. Isn't he?
step 5: Score yourself using the following paragraph.
If you got step 3 instead of skipping to step 4 in fear of your life you must be gravely uninformed of what has been going on in our County and you should read the paper watch the news or at least get of bed go outside and become aware of your surroundings. If you were not capable of completing this test or if you are still stuck in a loop on step 3 you must not live in Upshur County or you have been benefiting in some way from the CorUpsur County crooks.
Get out there and vote for your life.
Please join me and let's vote the crooks out of office or you can stay with them and far away from me.